Question: If you randomly choose one of the following answers to this question, what is your chance of getting it right?
Answer: 0%. No matter which answer you choose you are incorrect. All of the answers create a logic loop.
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!