Question: A man orders a coffee and finds a fly in it. He sends it back and gets another one. But he quickly discovers that they gave him the same coffee that had the fly in it.
How did he know?
Answer: He already put sugar in the coffee so when he got it back he could taste it.
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!