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Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?
Answer: She was caught taking a brake.
Question: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Answer: Nothing. Bananas can't talk!
Question: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Answer: Its shadow!
Question: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
Answer: A water bed!
Question: What do you call a retired vegetable?
Answer: A has-bean!
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