Good Riddles

 
MERICA (medium)

Question: When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I?

By jena

Question: What did the banana say to the elephant?

By jena

Question: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

By jena

Question: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?

By jena

Question: What do you call a retired vegetable?