Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: One day, Jack went to Walmart. He saw Santa and wanting to talk to him. He then told Santa what he wanted for Christmas. At the end, Santa told Jack, Merry Christmas. Jack said, I can't. Santa was confused. What does Jack mean, I can't?

Question: I support the fallen (ones) I restrain the naughty (ones) I replace the nonexistent (ones) What am I?

Question: I have roots that nobody sees,
I'm taller than any trees,
up and up I go,
but I never grow?

What am I?

Question: Two men are facing each other alone in a large room. There is a clock on the wall. One man, who thinks of himself as a prophet, says to the other, "In five minutes you'll be stabbed in the back."

The other man is very distraught and stares at the clock. After five minutes he is stabbed in the back.

What happened?

Question: They were 3 women coming out of an ice cream shop, one was sucking her ice cream, the other was biting and the other was licking it, who was the married one?