Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: I am shorter when I stand and taller when I sit.
Sometimes I'm even called a pit.

What am I?

Question: If a man carried my burden, he'd break his back.
I am not rich, but I always leave silver in my track.

What am I?

Question: What do these things all have in common: Laughter, living well, and a good offense?

Question: What is the Capitol of Las Vegas

Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?