Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?

Question: What has one foot but not a single leg?

Question: You are walking down the road trying to find enlightenment when you come to a monk and a three-way fork in the road. The roads point North, East, and West. You can ask the monk one question. He will answer honestly yes, no, or just hum if he cannot answer the question.

What do you ask him to figure out the correct path?

Question: People pick me, and watch me until they give me power. Then they don't stare in my eyes. What am I?

Question: At work a lady is requested to move a 2 ton machine with out any assist.How is she able to move the item?