Funny Riddles

Question: You put me in hard.
But then I become soft.
Blow me hard and I will get bigger.

What am I?

Question: A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.

Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.

The rich man laughs.

Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.

The rich man laughs again.

Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?

The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

Question: The shorter I am, the bigger I am.

What am I?

Question: What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Question: There are several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job.

What is it?