Funny Riddles

 

Question: What is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?


Question: What do you call a person that has no nose and has no body??

chair (medium)

By chin

Question: What chair can move

Drown (medium)

Question: How do you drown a hipster?

Question: Imagine you are swimming in the ocean and a bunch of hungry sharks surround you. How do you get out alive?