Funny Riddles

Question: A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.

How did he find it?

Question: What is one in every doll, in every doll, in every doll?

Question: My shallow hills are the faces of kings.
My horizon is always near.
My music sends men to the grave.
My absence sends men to work.

What am I?

Question: What is the easiest way to poke a balloon without popping it?

Question: A poor woman takes an expensive piece of jewelry, when she is caught the owner of the jewelry tells her "You can have this for seven figures or you will go to jail." The woman soon leaves with the jewelry.

How did she do this?