Question: A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.
The rich man laughs again.
Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?
The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Answer: "Happy Birthday." This song can be sang with anybody's name in it.
Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?
Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?
Answer: On the north pole.
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.