Funny Riddles


Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Bananas (easy)

Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Question: There's a B in my hand. So what's in my eye?

Question: Why can't the Tyrannosaurus rex clap?

Question: What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?