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Question: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Answer: Anything you like; he can't hear you.
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Question: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Answer: Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over.
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Question: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Answer: A try and try and try-ceratops!
Question: What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?
Answer: A ruler.
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Question: Why was the math book sad?
Answer: It had too many problems.
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