Question: There are 31 horses on a cliff, first they jump into the air, then they come down and stop, then they stand still.
Why do they do this?
Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: Why Can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom
Answer: Because the p is silent
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.