Funny Riddles

Question: How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

Question: It smells like blue paint,
pours like green paint,
and it looks like a red truck.

What is it?

Question:

Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool,
but use me when it's cool and you're a fool.

What am I?

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?

Question: Imagine your in a sinking boat and there is alligators trying to eat you. How do you save yourself?