Funny Riddles

Question: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it but it didn't say a word. He tried to return the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied.

How can this be?

Question: What do you call a person that has no nose and has no body??

Question: How far can a dog run into the woods?

Question: What is at the begining of the end, the start of eternity, at the end of time and space, was in the middle of yesterday but is nowhere in tomorrow?

Question: Your Parents Have Six Sons including you And Each Son Has One Sister. How Many People Are In The Family?