Funny Riddles

Question: How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

Question: You are surrounded by a 100 foot wide and 100 foot deep moat. You have a 40 foot tall ladder, matches, a gallon of water, and as much rope as you need.

How can you get across the moat?

Question: A poor woman takes an expensive piece of jewelry, when she is caught the owner of the jewelry tells her "You can have this for seven figures or you will go to jail." The woman soon leaves with the jewelry.

How did she do this?

Question: There are several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job.

What is it?

Question: I may be of the eye,
in order I am pie,
in my center there is a star,
I keep medics where they are.

What am I?