Funny Riddles

Question: You're in a room with no doors or windows. Just a mirror and a table.

How do you get out?

Question:

Sad, sick, or sloppy I'll help you out,
Use me right and I'll cover your snout.

What am I?

Question: You have lost your mother at the carnival. You search for her and eventually you see her.

What's the first thing you do when you see her?

Question: How can forty elephants have forty-fore heads?

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?