Funny Riddles

Question: A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.

How did he find it?

Question: A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?

Question: What is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?

Question: What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?

Question: Weight in my stomach,trees on my back,nails in my ribs,it's feet I lack.What am I?