Funny Riddles

 

Question: A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime.

How did he manage this?


Question: I'm heavy but not backwards.

What am I?

Question: What's black and white and red all over?

Question: The shorter I am, the bigger I am.

What am I?

Question: A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.

How did he find it?