Funny Riddles

Question: What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?

Question: How do you share 34 apples among 33 people?

Question: How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?

Question: When do you go at red, but stop at green?

Question: What's black and white and red all over?