Fun Riddles

Question: There is a boat crash in the middle of a lake between Canada and the United States. Where do they bury the survivors?

Question: There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet there was nothing wrong with what he had done.

Why?

Question: A man is at work when he turns off the light and falls asleep. When he wakes up he discovers that lots of people have died.

What is his profession?

Question: What do you have that I use more than you do?

Question: In a town their is a barber who cuts everybody in the town's hair. But nobody in the town cuts their own hair. Yet the barbers always has beautifully kept and full hair.

Who cuts the barber's hair?