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Question: A detective walks into a crime scene. A man is found dead head down on the desk in his study. He has a gun in his hand. On the desk is a tape recorder. On the recorder the man says "I can't take this anymore. (bang)" How does the dectective know it is a homoside and not a suicide?

Question: This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has no lungs, nor a throat, But you can hear his mighty roaring call.

Question: What do you have that I use more than you do?

Question: Always old, sometimes new. Never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full. Never pushes, always pulls.