Short Jokes

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.