Short Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
I'm egg-cited to be here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.