Short Jokes

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!