Short Jokes

Joke: C and C++ walk into a bar. They order drinks but C spills his all over C++. C++, infuriated, yells at him, "C! You have no class!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno who it is!

Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.

Joke: Do you know why they outlawed the "wave" at Prineville and La Pines school sports events? (You can use names of your local towns.)