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Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!


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Joke: Why does a Saudi Arabian man take a motorcycle with him to the bathroom.because when the soap slips he chases it with his motorcycle.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I love that show.


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Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.


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