No more waves

Joke: Do you know why they outlawed the "wave" at Prineville and La Pines school sports events? (You can use names of your local towns.)

Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?

Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?

Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?

Joke: What's the best part of the new big rig movie?

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.