Short Jokes

Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.