Short Jokes

Joke: I don't mind going to work. Its the 8 hour wait to go home that kills me.

Joke: If a pro is the opposite of a con, is the opposite of progress, congress?

Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Big ish Big ish who? Not today, thanks love.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?