Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!

Joke: It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.

Joke: Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.

Joke: Why was the student angry that he got points off his paper for formatting?