Short Jokes

Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus it does a wheelie.

Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat and somebody yelled, "Taxi!"