Short Jokes

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?

Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.