Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she had three guesses on a coin flip and still lost.