Short Jokes

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: Why can't a hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with its family?

Joke: Yo mama is so old, when the baby bit her breasts, milk powder came out.

Joke: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

Joke: What did the hardware store owner say to the man that stole copper wire?