Short Jokes

Joke: What do you call a woman of the church that works at your company?

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.

Joke: Why are people in the middle of the ocean yelling "Shark!" stupid?

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.