Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: There were three boys sitting on a curb. One was an orphan, what gave him away?

Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?

Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Shoot! Shoot who. Geez, calm down don't shoot anyone!

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to JC PENNY, she thought everything was 1cent.