Long Jokes

Joke: I remembered the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket

Joke: Winning an argument with you is like running a race in the special Olympics ...

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I've lost my memory. Doctor: When did this happen?

Joke: What did the mathematician say after working with some trig functions outside?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!