Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"

Joke: Chuck Norris was not born into this world. Chuck Norris was unleashed upon it.