Long Jokes

Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.

Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab her bowl.

Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.