Long Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.

Joke: Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?

Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom Your mom who? Your mom opens up the door and slaps you