Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Math teacher: You can't use y to represent a single point!
Student: Y-naught?

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.