Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.

Joke: Knock Knock! Who's there? The police. The police wh- We'll be asking the question around here!