Long Jokes

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.