Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles.

Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, just waits.

Joke: Most people think America is a democracy. Nope, it's a Chucktatorship.