Good Jokes

Joke: What do you do if you are getting chased by a tiger, lion, and elephant chasing you on horseback?

Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here

Joke: What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

Joke: What lake tastes good with French fries?