Good Jokes

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: How does a horse greet the pigs that live next to him?

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"