Good Jokes

Joke: How do sheep get clean?

Joke: Chuck Norris once braided Mr. Clean's hair.

Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?

Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"

Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?