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Joke: A man wakes up on his 33rd birthday on the 3rd day of the third month to notice the clock is stuck at 3:33. He opens up the newspaper and notices in the sports section (page 3) horse #3 in the 3rd race of the day is running 33 to 1 odds.

He takes all of his life savings ($33,333.33) out of the bank and bets it on the horse.

To his surprise, it comes in 3rd.


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Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?


Punch line: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.


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Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?


Punch line: Johnny: Tonight's homework assignment.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...


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Joke: Why did the clock break?


Punch line: Because it was ticked.


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